Gramiscus's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Office Chair Freestyle]

I CANT BELIEVE THIS CRAP

The physics of this game are atrocious. The only similarity to real helicopter blades that the POS has is the whumpfwhumpwhump noise. Angling yourself with them doesn't do jack spit.

I'm also really disappointed that there's only one stunt. You carrot on a stick'd me to get pink glasses that don't do anything?

Have a zero. My only joy is that you wasted more time making this game than I did playing it.

[Free Mars]

BBGNB!

Max points for the Big Black Guy Named Ben joke.

[Art of War DX]

Pau-leeeeez

i like KD style games personally. this was innovative, had its perks definately. i really suggest implimenting a pause button though. Pause is very important for KS style games because real life things, such as bathroom breaks - carpal tunnel syndrom - phone calls all come into play..and when you can't step away from the action, your castle (or sniper tower in this case) gets torn down by the mindless masses.

[Punk-o-matic]

Word!

WOOT! Hello unique game! Hello, my friend! You are famous now, congratulations on your ultimately cool and ultimately high score. (wow, 4.54 with 3.4k votes right now. That means that nearly everyone thinks your game is perfect, and those that don't think it's "almost" perfect)

I call this "Tears of Oblivion", just because it's emo. And emo is funny.

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[Gangstas]

sgsfgssg

The 'fight' button when you are caught by police doesn't seem to have any positive outcomes, regardless of stats or weapon. It's all just to jail unless you run.
Used 30 days with over 5e06$, and am trying to see if with max stats/nuclear gun anything happens when you fight the police, but so far nothing.

cute little diversion, although something about it feels closed in - like something needs to happen to give it a dynamic environment.
might i suggest random events during sleep?

[Stick Figure Suicide]

Deja Vu

The blue stick figure is the man. It kind of reminds me of that bad guy from Rocky and Bull Winkle, without as much butt kissing and wussy-whip from his female cohort, Natasha. ...Boris Badanuv, I think that was his name?

[BlEED I]

DAMN S CREAM SOUND

God DAMNIT i fucking hate that scream sound?! Like seven flash movies I saw today had it, and i HATE it! Grrr! ... ... good game.. damn scream sound :( Still voting five but damn scream sound!
GR!! ..the one at the loading screen.. you know.. the AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHhhhhhhHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh.. ..!(@$*!@$*!*$!!!!

Nebula-Entertainment responds:

Wow, Yah that must suck. I guess this means I have to start making my sounds. I respect honest viewers (not blammers) and you gave me a 5 so I guarantee you won't hear that in my future games. ( I just love it so much!!!). Thanks again for the support.

[Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!]

i have regained my faith in human kind

why can't i add a few 0's to the style? this looks like something i'd make, therefor - i love it. Congratulations, Fulp and I-Mockery. chalk another up for humans. *cha-ching*

[Taipan 3000]

40193982$ in one week, weee

Great game. Enjoyed it a bit - although - watch it! You have a bug that needs to be fixed with negative integers with the bank/debt system. *nudge nudge* I'll say nothing more, just trust me and look into it.

[3D Desert Dash! WOW!]

EpiElEPESI

sorry my eyes are still bleeding from the last movie i reviewed

i cant help but feel, like the mario brothers, that this game has some deep inset message about drug use